Grantaire and Jehan conducting conversations in foreign languages when they don’t want anyone else to understand, but most of the time they’re just saying stuff like “lol look at his butt it’s well nice” and giggling
Marius overhears and blushes for the rest of his life.
Marius is new to the Amis and Grantaire and Jehan have no idea he’s a translator so they spend the whole night admiring his butt and his lips and Marius doesn’t know how to tell them he understands every word they’re saying and so he just gets awkwarder and awkwarder. But since he’s new everybody just assumes he is naturally this awkward.
And after about three weeks of this they are at a meeting and Jehan quotes something in German and someone asks what it means and Marius translates it automatically. It takes a minute for it to register with them, and then Grantaire and Jehan just stare at him, and then look at each other, and then dissolve into hysterical laughter.
"Du verstehst," Jehan gasps.
"Jedes Wort." Marius turns redder than the wine Grantaire just choked on.
And from that day on they make sure to say the most ridiculous erotic stuff around Marius, just to see him squirm. But it backfires on them because Marius’s blushes are a dead giveaway of what they’re talking about and Enjolras tells them to shut up or get out because this is not the place for it.
HE NEVER MET CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking see tumblr on your screen osric
we have been handed out these lists with everyone of our grade and we’re supposed to write something for each person so it can be printed into a book made by the graduates
i really have trouble deciding what to write. i just want to put “cutie” for everyone i like, “fucking idiot” for everyone i don’t like and “idc” for everyone i feel utterly indifferent about.